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11 Hints That You Might Be Descended From ALIENS

Aliens. They astound us. They make us wonder. They peak our highest excitement and interest, as well as our deepest, darkest fears. Since the dawn of time, man has wondered if there is something more out there. Since the 20th Century, that question has only grown stronger and louder with the invention of film, and space travel. Just ask Charlton Heston, in the original Planet Of The Apes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEhhQSzf73g Aliens May Be Closer Than You Think. As in, right here on Earth. Or at least descendants of Aliens might be walking around with you and me right now. It may be your Mailman. Or perhaps that cute Barista at Starbucks. Maybe it's your boss? Or your neighbor. Your wife...or maybe YOU! That's right buddy! According to a recent article in the well-respected publication, The Weekly World News, you could be a descendant of alien creatures. Little green men. ETs! https://www.instagram.com/p/CAWDCCHg1HI What? You don't believe it? Tisk tisk. Typical Earthling. Always thinking you're the only one in the room. Well, according to WWN, Aliens interbred with our ancestors more than 8,000 years ago and their extraterrestrial features are still evident in humans today. That’s the mind-blowing claim of anthropologist Henri Noblet, who developed a guide to identifying people who bear the strongest resemblance to our alien forebearers. “Many of us have been influenced by the alien gene pool, some more than others,” Dr. Noblet told reporters in Paris.“In fact, there are people who are better than 60 percent alien living among us right now. Eye color, foot size, muscle tone, and even the way they sleep and think, are dead giveaways to the influence of extraterrestrial ancestry." “It is a simple matter to identify these people when you know what features to look for.” 60 PERCENT! Do you hear that Alf? You have a better than 50-50 shot of being the great great great great great Grandchild of an alien! Or at least knowing someone who is! https://www.instagram.com/p/ZGEKmNDQAU The Dr. in the article goes on to say, "There is little doubt the human mind has changed dramatically in the past 8,000 years." “We also know that the very appearance of humans became much more refined at the same time. Natural evolution is too slow to have caused such sudden changes. “It is more likely they were brought about by introducing superior characteristics from an extraterrestrial gene pool." So here are the 11...count them, ELEVEN physical features may indicate a strong extraterrestrial influence in your ancestry: Eye color is usually green or hazel. The eyes are set wide apart in the head. Feet tend to be small and narrow. Toes are apt to be longer than most people feel is normal. Ears are larger than average and set close to the head. Hands and fingers are long and slender. Nails tend to be perfectly formed but fragile. Facial features are usually delicate but sometimes appear to be sharply chiseled. Lips are either fuller than average or unusually thin. Hips are fuller than average to downright wide. In women, breasts are small for build. Hair tends to be red or blonde, but hair color alone does not prove alien ancestry. Body build is small to average. Bones are usually weak. Pretty scary so far, right??? I mean, I'm totally convinced at least 5 of my coworkers and my wife are aliens by this point. However, the doctor points out 3 additional traits that seal the extra-terrestrial deal: 9. Dreamers. The aliens who traveled to Earth long ago were almost certainly visionaries and that is reflected in their descendants today. 10. Smart. They have the ability to size up situations quickly. They also are highly adaptable and often change plans in midstream. 11. Independent. They can survive without the help of others and are sometimes considered to be loners. Well, there you have it. With statistics like this, it's easy to see that virtually anyone on this planet COULD be a distant offspring of creatures from another planet. So what do we do with this knowledge? I say we sit on it. Wait till the current aliens attempt to take us over one day. Maybe then, and only then we will learn of our superhuman alien powers! At the very least, maybe we can hook up with hot single alien babes. https://www.instagram.com/p/CVSo2SBLXtu