Ten Hilarious Excuses To Get Yourself Out Of A Bad Date
You’ve been talking to this person for a solid week now.
You both decide to take the first step and go on a first date. Initially, you’re pumped! You meet at a small, quiet, somewhat romantic Italian restaurant in your hometown. You are seated and begin chatting trying to get to know one another. So far, things aren’t so bad, but wait for it.
As time goes on, you start to realize this person is actually a freak! You start to think, “What did I get myself into?!” This person is nothing like the person you’ve been talking to and you have no choice but to get out of it. Because- it’s just THAT bad!
But you’re also a caring person and don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings. But again, you still have to make a run for it and fast. You’ve basically got no time for making more chit-chat and listening to those wild stories that are making you horribly uncomfortable. So what can you do?
If you’re not the brutally honest type, you can always come up with some wacko excuse like, “Oh, my pet frog is sick, he needs me” or “I lost my favorite underwear and I am running out of time to find it.” You could really make your date feel awkward by saying, “Oh my god, I love you, how do you think about marriage?” That’d scare anyone off on the first date, but it would do the trick!
Granted, your date may not believe you, but it’s enough to get you out the door and in the car down the road to freedom.
Below is what Twitter would say to get out of a really bad date. And we might add, they’re pretty funny and totally ridiculous. But hey, you got to do what you got to do! What excuse would you make?
My other date is waiting... #ExcusesToLeaveMyDate pic.twitter.com/1U5xuyUPtu
— ᗴᒪIᘔᗩᗷᗴTᕼ 😺 (@kittyBubbles99) July 21, 2017
#ExcusesToLeaveMyDate
— James Lee Swenson (@1ufdaKind) July 21, 2017
I'm sorry, I think I feel a gall bladder attack on the horizon.
#ExcusesToLeaveMyDate
— Shamal Baby (@STAYFLYENT5) July 21, 2017
Kidnapped or Herpes pic.twitter.com/CWXvAc3RnW
#ExcusesToLeaveMyDate I left my refrigerator open so I gotta go and close it before the ice starts to melt
— Self_Inflicted💀💀💀💉💉💉 (@deznelo) July 21, 2017
https://twitter.com/EvaDevineOff/status/888380071354011649
Gotta get home to the wife. #ExcusesToLeaveMyDate
— S𝔥𝔢𝔞 B𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 (@SheaBrowning) July 21, 2017
https://twitter.com/notmekoo/status/888379549506863104
#ExcusesToLeaveMyDate My Mom will be here soon to meet you. She's going to show you "The Wedding Planning Notebook"
— TKincaid💙🌊 (@TerriKincaid) July 21, 2017
#ExcusesToLeaveMyDate pic.twitter.com/Iiif2eVWzR
— Shamal Baby (@STAYFLYENT5) July 21, 2017
https://twitter.com/missda5/status/888382218430754816
Sarah Francis is a half-Palestinian journalism junkie, a proud Charlotte, NC native with an oversized sweet tooth, and an active world traveler. Ask her where she’s headed next. (@Sarah_Francis25)
