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Turns out, there are quite a few St. Patrick’s Day shirts out there with swear words. As much as I don’t give a F…ond fair well about swearing, I didn’t include those. I feel like that could reflect poorly on my job performance and I like/need my job. Instead, I give you 9 potentially offensive St. Patrick’s Day shirts.
I tried to find the best, most creative layouts for the shirts I chose. For example, there are plenty of “Pat McCrotch” t-shirts, but what about the layout? If it simply says “Pat McCrotch,” then McCrotch is too much in my “McFace” and ain’t nobody got time for that, my drunken stranger future-friend.
My 9 tonuge-in-cheek St. Patrick’s Day shirts are mostly bad jokes, nearly cursing, or promoting bad behavior. You’re welcome. WARNING: if you are easily butt-hurt, DO NOT READ ON.
Rub Me For Luck St. Patrick’s Day Funny T-shirt
Much like any pickup line, there’s no guarantee this will work, but hey, you don’t know until you try. JK, don’t try it… just wear it and be fun.
St Patrick’s Day Adult Humor Shirt Dublin Irish Pun T-Shirt
If you really are trying to pick up chicks on St. Patrick’s Day, this shirt may not be your best fit. Going in single and advertising that you’re looking to double down may make the ladies swipe left. But, if you are already lined up with your dates, maybe this shirt clicks.
Lucky You Green Shirt
If the words are blurring together you’re doing something right, right? This shirt is available in sizes Small through 5XL so it’s great for anyone!
A Wee Bit Highrish T-shirt
When Highrish Eyes are smiling and also bloodshot. You can double on this for 420 or just never change your shirt. Up to you, stoner.
How to Speak Irish T-Shirt
Those Irish are freaking clever. I saw this shirt multiple times and didn’t get the joke. While this is embarrassing to admit, I chose this shirt since it has instructions. I can’t be the only one that was beef hooked by this joke.
