The Top 25 Worst Baby Names Parents Used

Hopefully, your name is not on this list...

I will tell you I have never met anyone with these names. But I happily did the research for YOU.

Some of these names are wacky, I don't think I would hand over the child to the parents if I were the doctor who brought them into this world.

TheBump says There are a lot of names that are beautiful and have great meanings. For example, some names that mean "Beautiful" would be Bella, Alora, Callie, Zuri, or Beau. Or if you wanted your child to have a name that means "Brave" you can pick Leonardo, Richard, Emerson, or Casey.

These ain't those names...

I think some people should not have kids, and after reading this list you might agree. What are they thinking? If I ever met anyone with one of these names I might have to ask them if their parents did not like them or something of that nature.

One name that comes to mind that is not on this list, was a guy I met and his name was " Seven," and yes that was his real name, not a nickname. I remember asking him do you have brothers or sisters that are 1,2,3,4,5, and 6? He even showed me his driver's license. I guess his parent's lucky number is seven and must play that number a lot on some lottery tickets.

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Yeah, there is someone running around with that name, and can you just imagine introducing yourself to someone and having to say " Hi my name is Colon." I could only imagine what they would say behind your back.

Naming your baby after your favourite hair dye brand?  No I'm good thanks.

It's amazing but this name is actually used in America where a felony is the word for a crime for those that don't know. LOL

Guess the parents should have tried this before bringing the kid in with a name like that.

Yeah some guy in Egypt named his baby girl Facebook, because he wanted to pay gratitude to Facebook for helping the people overthrow President Hosni Mubarak. 

Why not just Veronica ?

The story on this one was the father liked the name Garden for their baby girl, but the wife was stuck on Olive. So the couple compromised and named her Olive Garden.

This kid sounds like he is " Lord Of The Rings ! "

I think the parents should have just named the baby Jamie.

According to data from, 373 girls  were named Abcde. It's just the first five letters in the alphabet and has no meaning. 

Keep this kid away from anything flammable !

Maybe the kids parents are just raging alcoholic's.

Orange you glad I picked this name for you!? 

"Hey Brick nice to meet you, I'm Point Pleasant."

This kid is going to be in detention a lot, or a warlock. 

 In 1847, someone decided to name their child Drug. It wasn’t a nickname.

Well sounds to me like this kid is going to get blamed if someone smells something really bad.

I mean I love the stuff but you don't name your kid that.

"They just cheated us! This isn't fair! HE DID'NT GET OUT OF THE COCK - A - DOODIE CAR!"

See the movie...it helps with the joke

Musician Frank Zappa named his daughter Moon Unit...sounds like a Marvel supervillain

Maybe they thought they would get free service for naming the baby that.

I'm strong to the finish, Cause I eats me spinach, I'm Popeye the Sailor Man

Just like a puzzle I won't figure it out.

Either their parents are enthusiasts, or the kid runs on electricity. 

Can't wait for this kid to take a picture and have to say " Cheese ! "