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The Top 25 Worst Baby Names Parents Used

By gotts
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Hopefully, your name is not on this list…

I will tell you I have never met anyone with these names. But I happily did the research for YOU.

Some of these names are wacky, I don’t think I would hand over the child to the parents if I were the doctor who brought them into this world.

TheBump says There are a lot of names that are beautiful and have great meanings. For example, some names that mean “Beautiful” would be Bella, Alora, Callie, Zuri, or Beau. Or if you wanted your child to have a name that means “Brave” you can pick Leonardo, Richard, Emerson, or Casey.

These ain’t those names…

My Outlook On These 25 Worst Baby Names

I think some people should not have kids, and after reading this list you might agree. What are they thinking? If I ever met anyone with one of these names I might have to ask them if their parents did not like them or something of that nature.

One name that comes to mind that is not on this list, was a guy I met and his name was ” Seven,” and yes that was his real name, not a nickname. I remember asking him do you have brothers or sisters that are 1,2,3,4,5, and 6? He even showed me his driver’s license. I guess his parent’s lucky number is seven and must play that number a lot on some lottery tickets.

Thank you for taking the time out to check this post out, and always rocking out with me and of course 95.9 The Rat. You can get more stories by clicking right HERE. Much LOVE and CHEERS. – Gotts

Get Ready… Here Are The Top 25 Worst Baby Names

  • 1. Colon

    Yeah, there is someone running around with that name, and can you just imagine introducing yourself to someone and having to say ” Hi my name is Colon.” I could only imagine what they would say behind your back.

  • 2. L'Oreal

    Naming your baby after your favourite hair dye brand?  No I’m good thanks.

  • 3. Phelony

    It’s amazing but this name is actually used in America where a felony is the word for a crime for those that don’t know. LOL

  • 4. Abstinence

    Guess the parents should have tried this before bringing the kid in with a name like that.

  • 5. Facebook

    Yeah some guy in Egypt named his baby girl Facebook, because he wanted to pay gratitude to Facebook for helping the people overthrow President Hosni Mubarak. 

  • 6. Vejonica

    Why not just Veronica ?

  • 7. Olive Garden

    The story on this one was the father liked the name Garden for their baby girl, but the wife was stuck on Olive. So the couple compromised and named her Olive Garden.

  • 8. Meldor

    This kid sounds like he is ” Lord Of The Rings ! “

  • 9. Jammy

    I think the parents should have just named the baby Jamie.

  • 10. Abcde

    According to data from, 373 girls  were named Abcde. It’s just the first five letters in the alphabet and has no meaning. 

  • 11. Arson

    Keep this kid away from anything flammable !

  • 12. Bacardi

    Maybe the kids parents are just raging alcoholic’s.

  • 13. Banana

    Orange you glad I picked this name for you!? 

  • 14. Brick

    “Hey Brick nice to meet you, I’m Point Pleasant.”

  • 15. Chaos

    This kid is going to be in detention a lot, or a warlock. 

  • 16. Drug

     In 1847, someone decided to name their child Drug. It wasn’t a nickname.

  • 17. Gassy

    Well sounds to me like this kid is going to get blamed if someone smells something really bad.

  • 18. Lasagna

    I mean I love the stuff but you don’t name your kid that.

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  • 19. Misery

    “They just cheated us! This isn’t fair! HE DID’NT GET OUT OF THE COCK – A – DOODIE CAR!”

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  • 20. Moon Unit

    Musician Frank Zappa named his daughter Moon Unit…sounds like a Marvel supervillain

  • 21. Netflix

    Maybe they thought they would get free service for naming the baby that.

  • 22. Popeye

    I’m strong to the finish, Cause I eats me spinach, I’m Popeye the Sailor Man

    Popeye With Fists In Air

  • 23. Puzzle

    Just like a puzzle I won’t figure it out.

  • 24. Tesla

    Either their parents are enthusiasts, or the kid runs on electricity. 

  • 25. Velveeta

    Can’t wait for this kid to take a picture and have to say ” Cheese ! “

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