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“Sexy” Halloween costumes are nothing new, but there is such a thing as going too far with the whole “sexy” angle.

Want proof? Check out these ten “sexy” Halloween costumes that actually exist.

“Sexy” Scrabble

Good news: You’ll earn a triple word score for “REALLY?” if you wear this.

Dirty Word Scrabble Game Sexy Costume - Mr. Costumes

Funny Womens Costumes. Dazzle in this Dirty Word Scrabble Game Sexy Costume designed to make you look hot!

 

“Sexy” Operation

Forget removing water on the knee, whoever decided this was a great idea for a costume needs to have their head removed from their…well…you get the idea.

Adult Operation Sexy Halloween Costume

Operation Sexy Women Costume Operation Sexy Women Costume includes one yellow, red, and white dress printed with Operation symbols, matching fingerless gloves, and red character nose on a stick. This is an officially licensed Hasbro (TM) costume. This blast-from-the-past Game Costume is available in Women Sizes: Small, Medium, Large.

“Sexy” Fun Dip

Ugh…so many Lik-A-Stix jokes!

Sexy Fun Dip Dress - Halloween Costume Ideas 2019

Just because a few people say you're too old for tick or treating, doesn't mean your too old to dress up like your favorite candy. Make mouths water in this Sexy Fun Dip Dress. And I'm sure those mean neighbors will definitely wish they'd let you stop by.

“Sexy” Nemo

Fish are friends, not sexy costumes based on a Pixar character.

Finding Nemo Clownfish Women Mermaid Halloween Dress Cosplay Costume

Top quality,More Size,Fast Shipping,Now So Cheap,Factory Sale Price,30 Days Refund,Extra 6%off for First order

 

“Sexy” Fozzie Bear

It’s time to play the music! It’s also time to fire the person that thought this costume was appropriate.

Adult The Muppets Fozzie Bear Women Costume

The Muppets Fozzie Bear Women Costume - This costume includes a dress, character headpiece and wrist cuffs. Does not include shoes. This is an officially licensed The Muppets costume.. Includes: a dress, character headpiece and wrist cuffs.

 

“Sexy” Cruella de Vil

Cruella de Vil is actually a great costume idea, but the photo below of a “Sexy” Cruella with a Dalmatian is slightly disturbing, because of that whole making the dogs into a coat thing.

Sexy De Vilish Women's Costume

Flaunt your spots while wearing this Women's Sexy De Vilish Costume!

 

“Sexy” Mister Rogers

It’s a beautiful Halloween in the neighborhood. It’s a beautiful Halloween to wear this inappropriate costume! Actually, no it isn’t, neighbor. This is just awful!

Yandy Neighborhood Honey Costume, Mr. Rogers Costume - Yandy.com

Won't you be my neighbor? Entice your friends next door with your playful puppets! Suit up with a neck tie and be the friendliest next door neighbor in town in this exclusive Nicest Neighbor costume featuring a red top with a V-neckline, long fitted sleeves, a white detachable collar with a black neck tie, and matching high waisted gray shorts with belt loops.

 

“Sexy” White Claw

There ain’t no laws when you’re drinking Claws, except if you’re also wearing this costume.

Yandy Hard Outlaw Costume

Who's up for a day party? Lay down the law of liquid refreshments. Life is hard to handle without that five percent bubbly buzz.

 

“Sexy” Nun

This is definitely awkward, especially if you went to Catholic school.

Nun of Your Business Costume

Too blessed to be stressed! Worship at the temple of Y.O.U. in this Nun of your Business costume featuring a black maxi length dress, a sheer V-neckline panel, a high neck priestly collar, cross hip details, and a nun habit veil.

 

“Sexy” Plant-Based Burger

It’s “impossible” to think many vegetarians or vegans would want to wear this.

Yandy Beyond Burger Costume

You may think this is impossible, but it's not! Be the yummiest artificial patty between buns in this exclusive Beyond Burger costume featuring a tan tube dress with a speckled bust seed print, a ruffled lettuce trim with a burger patty print, a ruched bust and skirt, a curve-hugging fit, and a matching headband with PLANT BASED printed on a red flag with a brown puff accent.

Erica Banas is a rock/classic rock news blogger who's well versed in etiquette and extraordinarily nice.